Your pet, your way — Genpets™ Series 01

Check out these adorable genetic monsters pets that come shrinkwrapped from Bio.Genica.

Genpets are living, breathing mammals. Bio-Genica is a Bioengineering Company that has combined, and modified existing DNA to create the Genpets lineup. Genpets are flesh and blood just like any other animal... Genpets are designed to be sold on retail store shelves, not traditional pet stores. This is why they are packaged in plastic.

The Genpets site is the creation of artist Adam Brandejs. Apparently he's actually been hanging these things in store windows. And the real-life versions of them look like they're alive, thanks to some robotics and circuitry.

Prozac for Rabbits

You made us all throw up a little. Rummaging through the usual shops, I happened to come across a little gem. Happy Bunny made me squirt chocolate milk through my nose for the first time THAT day. With such aloof mannerisms and such satirical banter, I want to take him home. (Except I'd kill him for lack of water along with my cactus). So long cactus! Happy bunny says "Since you're gross, shouldn't you be smart?"

Sony Death Machines Cruise Our Skies

Play Station gamers, come on down! Now is your time to shine. The British ministry of defence have created "UFO's" (although they are technically identified) that will come in and bug your house. Well, not yours, but the Iraqi's; however, it never hurts to have some spray or fly-swatters handy in case they come in and crap on your valuables.
And by "crap" I mean bomb.

Introducing the Dunk Mug

The Amazing Biscuits Pocket Cup! Tired of having biscuits in one hand and tea in the other? Worry no more- Some clever bastard has solved this problem that has plagued the British for centuries. Enjoy.

Corpse-Eating Robots

I've tried to warn you people about our impending robot apocalypse, but nobody listens. Robokiyu the Rescue Robot was originally designed to help remove rubble and trapped people from disaster zones. Until, that is, it was realized that the thing might be better suited to removing, and devouring, those who have already died. Now, if you find yourself in an earthquake in Japan, pray that you're already dead when this thing finds you!

Wakin' Bacon

Continuing with the bacon theme, this WAKINn' BACON clock wakes you up with the mouthwatering aroma of bacon, genius- unless you're Jewish.

Bacon on a stick

Alright, so not actually a gadget- but damn cool nonetheless! These maple and bacon lollipops are $10 for 4, $24 for 12, and $52 for 36. Apparently they're the "perfect gift for the sweet-toothed pork aficionado in your life." Mmmmm... Meat candy!?