Dick Cheney "YOU DON'T KNOW DICK" Action figure from herobuilders.com

Comes with jeans and Urban Camo pants, Shotgun, T-shirt and Retractable kick spike shoes. Also available: Barack Obama and Hillary Dream Team set, Crotch shot Britney, "Baby Drop" Michael Jackson, and a McCain Plush.
I've got to say this site is cool as hell- you can actually send in a photo of yourself and have them make a custom action figure or pez dispenser of you!

Ideal Robot Commando Is Here To HelpYou!

Hot under the collar? Thankyou Thanko!

There seems to be a great deal of air conditioning going on in peoples clothing in Japan... This USB Necktie from Thanko has an internal cooling fan that is activated by tugging the tie downwards- as long as you're plugged into a USB port.

It's a Swing Wing, it's a fun thing- it's a lawsuit.

Possibly the greatest toy ever made! I really can't imagine anything cooler than this- a plunger with a ribbon on top... Wow. What more can I say? You can find it on eBay here.

Shouting Vase Holds Your Anger!

Turn your loudest, most urgent frustrations into mere whispers with the Shouting Vase. The plastic jug is designed to fit over the contours of your mouth and absorb your screams and shouts, “storing” them in the vase and emitting a softer version of your angry cries through the tiny hole at the base.

Channel Changer Ray Gun

What could be better than a ray gun? A ray gun that changes the TV Channel.
It's out of this world! ZZzzap!

Sudoku Loo Roll

It's all very well being hooked on Sudoku, but when do we have time to do these addictive puzzles in our busy lives? Sudoku Loo Roll - genius.